Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.

Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.

by Super Thicc June 14, 2017

Tankie

Apologists for some of humanity's most brutal regimes, including (but not limited to) the Soviet Union, China, and North Korea.

Most Tankies are hardcore Stalinists who want a totalitarian Stalinist regime established in their home country.

Tankies claim be to be left-wing politically and are (rightfully) shunned by other left-wing groups (Progressives, Socialists, Social Democrats, Anarchists, etc) due to their love of dictators.

That guy's a Tankie. He wants to replace the government with a Stalinist dictatorship and build gulags.

by Super Thicc August 29, 2020

USA

A country that constantly refers to itself as "the best" while 45,000 of its citizens will die annually from lack of proper healthcare, thousands of its citizens die at the hands of its law enforcement, millions of its children go to school hungry and go to bed hungry, twenty of its veterans commit suicide daily, and millions of its citizens are forced to sleep under bridges and on park benches nightly.

The U.S. has a lot of problems that it MUST address if it wishes to remain an influential superpower after the 21st century.

The USA is a wonderful country with loving people, but it has a lot of problems that cause unnecessary suffering.

by Super Thicc February 19, 2017

Fox News

The propaganda mouthpiece of the Republican party. Oftentimes used to broadcast anti-Democrat, anti-LGBT, and anti-Progressive bullshit to the extremely stupid and gullible right-wing flag-waving, gun totting, bible thumping, black hating republican white trash who immediately scream "socialism!" whenever the government tries to do something that actually benefits the American people.

Fox News? More like Faux News!

FOX = For Ornery Xenophobes

by Super Thicc April 24, 2016

Call of Duty

See shit

A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.

Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.

by Super Thicc July 28, 2014

High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.

Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."

by Super Thicc November 22, 2020

Homocracy

A peaceful and democratic government ruled by LGBTQ atheist leftists.

In a Homocracy, all people are treated freely and equally under the law, unlike its retarded cousin: theocracy.

Homocracy, it's like Democracy, but better (and gayer)

by Super Thicc April 19, 2019