Clan

A group of holier-than-thou assholes who take video games way too seriously and strive to ruin the game for casual players by constantly bitching to the Admins of whatever server they're infesting and getting casual players (or faggots from other clans) banned.
Casual Player: <Logs into Counter-Strike server>
Casual Player: Hello!

Clan Member: OMG CASUAL FAGIT! GO DIE!

Casual Gamer owns the Clan member's ass and wins the round.

Clan Member: NUUU! HAX0R! ADMIN! BAN HIZ ASS!
Admin: <Bans Casual Gamer>
by Super Thicc November 19, 2014
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Ken Ham

A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.
by Super Thicc June 24, 2017
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High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.
Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
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Homocracy

A peaceful and democratic government ruled by LGBTQ atheist leftists.

In a Homocracy, all people are treated freely and equally under the law, unlike its retarded cousin: theocracy.
Homocracy, it's like Democracy, but better (and gayer)
by Super Thicc April 19, 2019
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Call of Duty

See shit

A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.
Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.
by Super Thicc July 28, 2014
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Fox News

The propaganda mouthpiece of the Republican party. Oftentimes used to broadcast anti-Democrat, anti-LGBT, and anti-Progressive bullshit to the extremely stupid and gullible right-wing flag-waving, gun totting, bible thumping, black hating republican white trash who immediately scream "socialism!" whenever the government tries to do something that actually benefits the American people.
Fox News? More like Faux News!

FOX = For Ornery Xenophobes
by Super Thicc April 24, 2016
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Progressivism

A political ideology centered around the idea of social, economic, and technological progress.

The traditional Progressive platform usually involves some of the following:
-Single-payer healthcare (especially in the United States)
-Separation of Church and State
-Responsible Gun Regulation (some more-extreme Progressives are anti-gun, but not all of them are)
-Responsible Immigration Reforms (Despite the stereotype, a lot of Progressives do not want open borders)
-More public funding for education, this may also include making public college tuition-free
-More funding for infrastructure
-More funding for science and space exploration
-More funding for social programs
-Less funding for defense and a restructuring of the military to be more defense-oriented and less imperialistic
-The protection of the rights of women, the LGBTQ+ community, people of color, people of other faiths or no religion, etc
-Reforms to the political and electoral system to address fraud and corruption.

Not all progressives are screeching SJWs who hate white men, a lot of us are actually quite level-headed and just want a better society.
Progressivism is not about hating men or white people, it's about progress and making society function better.
by Super Thicc November 23, 2017
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