Super Thicc's definitions

Ken Ham

A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.

Ken Ham is a fucking bible-thumping dumbass.

by Super Thicc June 24, 2017

Clan

A group of holier-than-thou assholes who take video games way too seriously and strive to ruin the game for casual players by constantly bitching to the Admins of whatever server they're infesting and getting casual players (or faggots from other clans) banned.

Casual Player: <Logs into Counter-Strike server>
Casual Player: Hello!

Clan Member: OMG CASUAL FAGIT! GO DIE!

Casual Gamer owns the Clan member's ass and wins the round.

Clan Member: NUUU! HAX0R! ADMIN! BAN HIZ ASS!
Admin: <Bans Casual Gamer>

by Super Thicc November 19, 2014

Twerking

A "dance" move involving the rapid jiggling of one's booty. Twerking is usually done by desperate celebrities or whores as a mating call to attract a baby daddy.

Twerking is not a dance move, it's stupid.

by Super Thicc August 4, 2017

Darude - Sandstorm

The name of every song in existence.

YouTube Commenter: What's the name of the song at 0:21?
Replier: Darude - Sandstorm

by Super Thicc September 7, 2014

Trump

Another name for shit

They had to close the bathroom because somebody smeared Trump all over the walls and left one in the sink.

by Super Thicc January 22, 2017

Tankie

Apologists for some of humanity's most brutal regimes, including (but not limited to) the Soviet Union, China, and North Korea.

Most Tankies are hardcore Stalinists who want a totalitarian Stalinist regime established in their home country.

Tankies claim be to be left-wing politically and are (rightfully) shunned by other left-wing groups (Progressives, Socialists, Social Democrats, Anarchists, etc) due to their love of dictators.

That guy's a Tankie. He wants to replace the government with a Stalinist dictatorship and build gulags.

by Super Thicc August 29, 2020

Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.

Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.

by Super Thicc June 14, 2017