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High functioning alcoholic

An excuse term alcoholics use to justify their continued self-destruction.
Joe: "Wow, James is drinking and it's only 7 AM."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
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Slut Shaming

A term invented by feminazis to shame people (mainly men) for calling out their partner's cheating or affair.
Guy: "My wife cheated on me. That fucking skank."
Sane People (including other feminists): "I'm sorry to hear that, man. Dump her, you deserve better."
Feminazi: "OMG STOP SLUT SHAMING HER U MISOGYNISTIC PIG! SHE'S A PROUD WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!!11!1"
by Super Thicc September 9, 2020
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Tankie

Apologists for some of humanity's most brutal regimes, including (but not limited to) the Soviet Union, China, and North Korea.

Most Tankies are hardcore Stalinists who want a totalitarian Stalinist regime established in their home country.

Tankies claim be to be left-wing politically and are (rightfully) shunned by other left-wing groups (Progressives, Socialists, Social Democrats, Anarchists, etc) due to their love of dictators.
That guy's a Tankie. He wants to replace the government with a Stalinist dictatorship and build gulags.
by Super Thicc August 29, 2020
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George Floyd

George Floyd was an African-American man whose life was brutally taken from him in an act of police brutality committed by Derek Chauvin, a scumbag cop from the Minneapolis police department.

Floyd's murder sparked global outrage and countless protests against police brutality across the planet.
George Floyd did not deserve to die like this.
by Super Thicc June 10, 2020
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Homocracy

A peaceful and democratic government ruled by LGBTQ atheist leftists.

In a Homocracy, all people are treated freely and equally under the law, unlike its retarded cousin: theocracy.
Homocracy, it's like Democracy, but better (and gayer)
by Super Thicc April 19, 2019
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Karen

Scientifically known as Homo Entitlementus Karenus, a genetic offshoot of the modern human, but with more defective genes.

Karens are commonly known for:
-Their strong sense of entitlement, especially when it comes to the property of young Humans.
-Their large hair, commonly seen as a status symbol among other Karens. Rumor has it that it grows in size for each manager that particular Karen consumes.

Karen society is quite simplistic, with status coming from the size of their hair.
Why is the police over at Walmart? Oh they had to arrest a Karen because it assaulted an associate.
by Super Thicc March 27, 2019
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Progressivism

A political ideology centered around the idea of social, economic, and technological progress.

The traditional Progressive platform usually involves some of the following:
-Single-payer healthcare (especially in the United States)
-Separation of Church and State
-Responsible Gun Regulation (some more-extreme Progressives are anti-gun, but not all of them are)
-Responsible Immigration Reforms (Despite the stereotype, a lot of Progressives do not want open borders)
-More public funding for education, this may also include making public college tuition-free
-More funding for infrastructure
-More funding for science and space exploration
-More funding for social programs
-Less funding for defense and a restructuring of the military to be more defense-oriented and less imperialistic
-The protection of the rights of women, the LGBTQ+ community, people of color, people of other faiths or no religion, etc
-Reforms to the political and electoral system to address fraud and corruption.

Not all progressives are screeching SJWs who hate white men, a lot of us are actually quite level-headed and just want a better society.
Progressivism is not about hating men or white people, it's about progress and making society function better.
by Super Thicc November 23, 2017
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