Super Dave's definitions

Poontwang

southern female genitalia

lets take a rode trip to texas and get us sum sweet poontwang

by super dave April 12, 2011

Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 9, 2014

poondart

Another name for a dildo, specifically one that is thrown.

The old lady uses her poondart when she needs to get off.

by Super Dave September 24, 2019

Weapons of Mass Delusion

George Bush's (pick one)excuse for going to war to scoff up some oil, regardless of how many people have to die for it.

Soon to be former President G.W. Bush used the Bush trademark "Weapons of Mass Delusion" to rush into a war that the rest of the world was trying desparately to stop.

by Super Dave February 11, 2004

fagnostic

The complete denial of the existence of homosexuality.

"There's no way that your dad was checking out my ass because there's no such thing as a fag," said the fagnostic.

by Super Dave July 16, 2006

fagnostic

One's denial of being "checked out" by a homosexual.

Aman, the fagnostic, explained that the queer was just being "friendly."

by Super Dave July 16, 2006