One nut

Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.

Prisioner, hey I need one nut tonight.Its Saturday and a need to get assfucked

by Sukon medick May 20, 2025

AI porn

When a guy can’t get a girl so he gets her picture and makes fake movies and explicit content with him fucking her.

Then he shows his friends his AI generated huge big cock sexually slamming his fantasy fling.

It’s usually done by weirdos who can’t get laid.

My friend showed me a movie of him banging my mother. When I showed mom she said no it’s not her. “But I would like to give his big cock a ride”!
I said mom this is AI porn. She said AI as in - All-In, then I’ll definitely take in his cock.

by Sukon medick August 25, 2025

Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved

Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.

by Sukon medick May 28, 2025

One Nut

Richard: Hey Billy, I invited Joe to my villa all weekend and he could only give me one nut after a long buttfuck.

Bill: one nut? I can nut once an hour.

Richard: I like getting butt slammed but

I need more splooge in my ass.
Bill: didn’t Johnny Wadd Holmes shoot the biggest loads ever.
Richard: yeah but he’s dead.

I got fucked in the ass all night long and was only able to receive one nut.

by Sukon medick May 8, 2025