Suckmytoes_77's definitions

Pissoon

A spitoon for your piss. A spitoon is shaped like a vase and made of metal, and exists for the purpose of giving people a place to deposit their chewing tobacco when they are done with it. A pissoon is traditionally a porcelain bowl commonly found in saloons. They existed in a time before toilets as a place to piss. In modern times, a pissoon can be described as any container into which one pisses in. (Arizona tea jug, Gatorade bottle, empty protein powder jar etc).

I was driving home and I knew I wasn't gonna make it so I pulled it the emergency pissoon and drained the coconut.

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Sadik eballs

The next dumb catchphrase regurgitated by iPad kids (probably. this is just a prediction)

Moron: "Her der der. Sadik Eballs!"

Normal person: "stfu"

by Suckmytoes_77 May 9, 2024

Rat earbuds

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug

Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

Ass eaterton

A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.

"Don't talk about Samantha like that you ass eaterton!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 12, 2021

Clitoon

A cup shaped container used to catch a woman's squirt so it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

Good thing I've got a clitoon, otherwise my sheets would be soiled.

Thanks again Gary. Your mouth makes a good clitoon :)

by Suckmytoes_77 March 11, 2024

Piss pilled

When someone is piss pilled, it means that they are generally an angry person who is always pissed off, and will likely be miserable their whole lives due to their constant irritability. Dubbed piss pill because of the whole red pill/blue pill whatever pill concept of the matrix, but unlike the other pills, the piss pill makes it's users live a live of "pissful ignorance," or live a life where everything sucks and they're always pissed off.

Person 1: "Bro what's that guy's problem? Why is he such a jerk?"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 4, 2022

Thincel

An overweight person who blames skinny people for their problems. Often times they might choose to resent or even hate others, calling them skinny/scrawny, rather than acknowledging that their weight might be a health concern and taking steps to ensure that they'll live a healthy life by taking the right steps. They blame society and people they see as thin as the source of their problems, refusing to accept that maybe they should do something about their weight instead of just blaming everyone else. Of course there are times where one is unable to do anything about their weight despite their best efforts, but hating on others isn't the right answer. NOT EVERY OVERWEIGHT PERSON IS A THINCEL. IT'S ONLY THE ONES WHO BLAME SOCIETY AND THIN PEOPLE FOR THEIR WEIGHT PROBLEMS. PLEASE DON'T GO AROUND CALLING EVERYONE A THINCEL.

"Bro Betty is such a thincel. She acts like it's society's fault that she's overweight but whenever I offer to go to the gym with her or tell her to not eat so much junk food she glares at me and calls me a twig."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022