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Condom

A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.

I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.

by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018

Weed

I’m not talking about the shit you put out of your garden, I’m talking about the shit that makes you high as a kite. The dollar store doesn’t have the good stuff only your good friend can give it to you. If the cops catch you with weed then just claim it’s medical even if it’s not.

Weed is so much better then the dick i suck after.

by Suck a very large dick February 26, 2018

People

People are the thing that keeps this earth running but will probably the earth blows up. Thanks to drunks, sex addicts and dumbass are world is going to shit.

People are so stupid, it surprising how we are all still alive.

by Suck a very large dick December 14, 2017

Walmart

Walmart is a place where you can shop and also have lots of fun in. You can either use the shopping carts to hold items or very stupid people. When you use the bathroom most likely one or all the toilets will be clogged. Well using the Walmart bathroom in general is just a bad idea. The people their act like trash and the store never is clean. Good luck shopping in this dump called a store.

Honey, I’m going to Walmart get my gun.

by Suck a very large dick December 15, 2017

Nigger Nugget

A Nigger Nugget is a chicken nugget that is burnt so black that it looks a jew after the gas chamber or a guy in the hood.

McDonald’s has the worst chicken nuggets, they need to start calling them Nigger Nuggets because of how fucking burnt they are.

by Suck a very large dick February 25, 2018

Reagan

Reagan is a man with a very tiny cock. He is very dumb and is in all advanced special needs classes. He is going to be in the sequel of 40 year old virgin called 50 year old vergin. Reagan will never hit puberty. And he is a very big pussy even though he will never get one.

Reagan is such a pussy, he is too scared to have sex

by Suck a very large dick December 16, 2017

Rachael

Rachael is a girl that is very kind and sweet when you first meet her but then you find out her true colors. She rides dick like people ride roller coasters and sucks anything she can get her mouth on. She doesn't like to be in a relationship unless it's a one night stand or friends with benefits. She enjoys playing games like spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven. When she gets invited to a party she doesn't leave until she has slept with at least two or three people.

Rachael is best person in bed.

by Suck a very large dick December 6, 2017