23 definitions by Suburbanz71

22
An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.
Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.
by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018
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A vulgar and derogatory way of saying "if something bad happens."
"I'm gonna give that asshole a piece of my mine"

"Alright, but be careful, because if the shit hits the fan, you're in serious trouble.
by Suburbanz71 November 09, 2017
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