Submitters of Words's definitions

Thick

A word that, unfortunately, is now most often used as a euphemism for fat by heavy chicks. Which is a shame since a truly thick woman is undoubtedly a beautiful sight.

Sarah: "So what if I tipped the scale this week? I'm thick, that's all!"
Sarah is 300 pounds...

by Submitters of Words June 29, 2011

Welfare

Just so you Republican asshats know, most of the people on welfare these days are children.
Just look it up you'll see I'm right.

The fact is that if you vehemently oppose any form of welfare these days, you're indirectly asking for the return of child labor.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

UrbanOpinions

a better and more accurate name for this site

This place is called urban"dictionary"? Ha. Good one.
Urbanopinions isn't neccesarily a pejorative, it's just a reflection of the truth

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Wanna have sex?

The singlemost effective pickup line in existence. Try it.

Think about it: You cut right to the chase. Ok sure, statistically, only 1 in 100 women will say yes. And you might get some people mad along the way. But it's still a time saver since you don't have to indulge in any long conversation/pointless flirting etc.
Also, you'll be surprised at how many women appreciate the frank honesty associated with it. No games!
So, whaddya say?
Wanna have sex?

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Reincarnation

Would be very cool if there was a way for it to actually work.

I'd take reincarnation over eternal boredom/torture any day of the week.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Latex Love

Sex with a condom. Doesn't feel as great but it sure beats 18 years of child support.

Ready for some latex love, babe?

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Obama Got Osama

Will probably be the rallying cry of Obama supporters come the 2012 campaign.

Obama Got Osama...it's awfully embarrassing for the Bush administration, too, considering the massive amount of time and money they put into the "war on terror" over eight long years.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011