Stupid Af's definitions

shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

CJ

A guy who didn't follow the damn train

CJ and Big Smoke: *misses train*
Big Smoke: All you had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

by Stupid Af July 16, 2021

BUY THE MUG

something urban dictionary wants u to get

Ben Dover: reading an urban dictionary definition..
Urban Dictionary: BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG NOW BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG BUY THE MUG FOR YOUR MARS STEPSISTER WHOS ACTUALLY YOUR FATHER WHOS YOUR BOYFRIENDS 69TH ANNIEVRSARY BUY THE MUG

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

No Lesbo

What lesbians say.

Girl 1: Hey.
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I'm moving to San Fransisco with my girlfriend. Our house is gonna be full of beer, sports posters and references, we will fuck every night, and dress up as sports kids like the tomboys we are. No lesbo tho.
Girl 2: K.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

Gaei

Cara Delevingne. Very gaei.

Gaei

by Stupid Af June 26, 2021

lil ass x

when u hear a lil nas x song that has been assified

the song was very lil ass x aka. chewpid

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Canada

The only country where you can accidentally bump someone on the shoulder, and they WILL provide a 20 page long apology note sent by email to you

Canada. Literally Canada.

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021