Stupid Af's definitions

YouPhone

An iPhone that is good, that is for the people. Aka an iMaginary

i wish youphones exist- oh you have ur brain

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

The Hetero

The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.

First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff

All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!

However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.

Good luck!

Everyone wants The Hetero.

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Girl 1

I saw this while reading definitions about skinny, and realized no one made a definition about it.

Self explanatory.

Basically the female version of Guy 1.

Girl 1: wow look at that! im in this definition!
Girl 2: cool

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

dudicide

A killing of a group of dudes, or the killing of a dude.

Robby: My boy was thinking about dudicide, and I told him to get help and that we'll support him.
Other guy: Yo, I'll support him on the way too. Let's see how he's doing

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

stops

the action of something stopping

The car stops.

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

September 10th, 2021

One of the most revolutionary dates in all of human history.

Incase you were wondering, the joke is some guy says "whats 9 + 10" and some stupid kid answers "21" and haha the joke is 9/10/21 so cool we get to live through it lol, my family doesn't love me

"You stupid"
"No I not"
"What's 9 + 10?"
"September 10th, 2021"
"You stupid!"

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

fuck my mom

Something my dad did 9 months before I was born.

my dad fuck my mom

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021