When someone approaches your car believing that you are their Über driver when you just happened to be in the same area that their app told them the real driver should be.
Those drunks leaving the bar tried to get in my car because I have a black sedan, but , I had to tell them I was a Phüber.
Phubbing: snubbing someone in favour of your mobile phone. We’ve all done it: when a conversation gets boring, the urge to check out an interesting person’s twitter/ Facebook/ Youtube/ Pinterest/whatever feed can be overwhelming.
I went out for a date with Johnny and he didn't stop phubbing me the whole time, it was so rude, i ended up leaving early!
(adj, verb) - Enblazend within thought of the realization of ones, or anothers own predicament; similiar to the acronym FUBAR except the connotation of Phubar is such that it's use is cannonical in nature revealing a pseudo-comical reflection; finding onesself deep within the particular confines of a given situation where there is no easy direction of thought as to ensue an easy outcome; revealing the limitations of thought upon a subject that is abstract in nature; the descrpition of the deep euphoria of modern psychedelic drugs
"John and I were pretty much Phubar while trying to find a way home from the party after we finished off the liquor we brought"
"My mind became phubar while thinking about quantum mechanics"
"After 2 doses, I was pretty much phubar"