8 definition by Stuey_Boy

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Fuck Me Dead - Shortened and used in text messages or via instant messengers.

A way of expressing something.
FMD that's amazing
FMD the size of those
FMD where you get them?
FMD how much?
FMD you did what?
by stuey_boy May 05, 2008

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On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles
I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere
by stuey_boy May 06, 2008

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when one has to go do number 2's.
Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.
by stuey_boy January 16, 2009

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The descriptive terms for a ladies 'puppies'
Check out the wobbly fun bags on her!

by stuey_boy February 06, 2009

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The art of timing how long it takes you to chuck a turkey into the loo whilst at work... Taking you hourly rate your employer pays, you can work out how much you got paid to release the beast...

Hourly rate / 60 * Minutes on the bog = PPB
I threw a $25 PPB out today...

I threw a $25 PPB out today...
by stuey_boy May 17, 2008

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When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.
Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop
by stuey_boy February 06, 2009

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Reverse of a ball breaker. When a man gains revenge on the 'ball breaking' of his wife by giving her a hard time.
Geez, my husband is such a flap slapper.
by Stuey_Boy July 11, 2011

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