Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Spesh

<noun> Chiefly British Slang

1) To be one of a mentally diminished nature. See: retard

==> Term is a derivative of 'special' as some mentally challenged people are put in special areas of school and/or are known as "special people."

The term is used in a lighthearted sense to people who are not clinically disabled. Merely people who are known for doing absurd or stupid things.

FLETCH: "That fucking Fisheye... He's such an idiot!"
SCOTT: "Yeah he's such a fucking spesh."
FISHEYE: "Huh huh, I'm making a brew, shag yer bird, shag yer bird! Huh huh!"

by Stuart Fletcher April 2, 2005

Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.

SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

B.O.

<noun> Slang abbreviation;

Literally, Body Odour. The smell that it created when bacteria feeds on sweat hence making it stale. Often unpleasant.

SIMON: "Charles, you have B.O. Go and wash your armpits!"
CHARLES: "I have taken your offensive statement and unmitigated imperative into account and have calculated an appropiate answer to your utterance: No."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Bucket

A flabby, loose or overly spacious vagina. Has a complete lack of taughtness and can usually house large objects, possibly large objects being the cause.

"Mrs. Darlington at number 13 has a 'bucket' according to Heratio."

by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004

Look out!

<phrase> Warning;

A phrase intending to make another person or group of people aware of a sudden danger which they may not be aware of themselves yet.

ARMY CAPTAIN: "Look out!"
<mortar shell takes out entire squad>
ARMY CAPTAIN: "Shit."

by Stuart Fletcher January 7, 2005

ºK

<n> Science;

ºKelvin is the scale used in science on the same incremental level as celsius with its reference point 0 being absolute zero (-273ºC), as opposed to celsius which has the reference at the freezing point of water (0ºC).

--> most people only know of two temperature measurements, Farenheit and Celsius. But there are in fact three, Kelvin being the third.

"Abdul noted that water freezes at 273ºK and boils at 373ºK."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

<==8

Internet representation;

A series of characters set out to represent the male genitalia.

'<' is the head of the penis.
'==' is the shaft of the penis.
'8' is the scrotum and testes.

INTERN00B: "Charleeeeeyyy!"
CHARLY: "What?"
INTERN00B: "Look what I can do! <==8"
CHARLY: "Is that meant to be a cock?"
INTERN00B: "YEAH, look! {@} <==8"
CHARLY: "Wow."
INTERN00B: "Hehehehehehehehehe ;p;"

by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005