Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 02, 2004

db

dodgy butcher, domebody who takes it up the backside.

Do you take your meat up the back?

by Stu March 01, 2005

swimming

a way to stop from drowning

My boat sunk, so i started to swim

by Stu August 22, 2003

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 02, 2005

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 05, 2004

oes

A term that can be added to the end of any word. Generally this is done to create conversation amusement.

<George> "Did you drink on the weekend Stu?"
<Stu> "Beeroes !!!"
<George> "What are you talking about Stu?"
<Stu> "Whatoes !!!"
<George> "You're a wanker Stu !"
<Stu> "Wankoes !!!"
<George> "I'm going."
<Stu> "Go-oes !!!"

by Stu October 19, 2003

Perky Narners

New Zealand slang for a full chested womans breasts.

Check out those perky narners.

by Stu September 26, 2003