Streaker30's definitions

Dragging a dead body through the mud

When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field

Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

Rag Top

An uncircumcised penis

The rugby team cheered whilst admiring James "Rag Top" in the showers after the match

by streaker30 June 1, 2009

Bog Whisk

A toilet brush

Nick: Someone had a good curry last night, they've managed to give the back of the bog a good coat of pebble-dash
James: Yea, I'll run the bog whisk over it

by streaker30 June 1, 2009

Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Dalek's Eye

A Sink/Toliet Plunger

Nick: Damn, Lester has lodged his lunch in the U-bend again
James: Sounds like another job for our trusty "Dalek's Eye"

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Lesbian Nipples

Female nipples that when licked by a man still remain soft an flacid.

James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009