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Definitions by Strawberry Pterodactyls

The Horniest Experience Ever 

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.
Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

Europeans, Enchiladas, And Eggrolls 

When a White Guy is fucking the guts out of a Mexican Girl and at the same time is being fucked by an Asian Girl from behind.
Europeans, Enchiladas, and Eggrolls: Legal and In Business Since 1964.

Caramel White Fudge Chocolate 

When a White guy fucks a Black girl and an Indian girl at the same time.
Damn! Sheena, Annette, and Matt really are making some Caramel White Fudge Chocolate in that hotel room!

Military Recruit 

A newly enlisted member of the military who is in the phase of basic training.
The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.

Young Woman 

A female who is between 20 and 40 years of age.
The lifeguard saved the young woman from drowning.
Someone who is very likely to cause harm to others; usually intentionally.
The madman shot and killed three people.
Madman by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Tied up and gagged 

To have one's body all tied up with rope or cord to prevent one from being able to escape, and to have a gag tied around their mouth to prevent them from yelling out to for someone to rescue them.
Mrs. Wu came to his rescue and freed him, as he had been left tied up and gagged by the jewel thieves.