Definitions by Stove piped your sister

Breaking News 

When news channels are desperate for viewers to make a profit regardless of the actual "news" story. The term is plastered on television around the world as a bait tactic on any news channel to make it look they are the first to inform you on extremely urgent news.

BREAKING NEWS: The Russian invasions into Ukraine have officially been going on for 3 months.

Breaking News by Stove piped your sister April 28, 2022

Schmucks Deluxe 

When you don't need no bitches to survive.

That skank was hitting on me. I gave her the oleschmucks deluxe. Then went for a run.

Schmucks Deluxe by Stove piped your sister March 31, 2019

Doe 

Means Though. Word used buy insecure people to subconsciously attract self-harming friends.

I have no money doe, because I don't know English and can't get a job anywhere.

Doe by Stove piped your sister June 14, 2017

dry hit 

Hitting an e-cig when the e-liquid runs out, causing a unforgivable high-temperature burning in the lungs.

John: Hey Ziggy try out my new mod...
(takes a dry hit)
Ziggy: You son of a bitch, that shit was dry!! OUCH!

dry hit by Stove piped your sister April 24, 2015

stove piped your sister 

To have meaningful sex with ones sister.

i.e. Hey ziggy, I stove piped your sister last night and she loved it.

stove piped your sister by Stove piped your sister April 13, 2015