19 definition by Stouffer

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
by stouffer March 04, 2003

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n. Erect cock. captain. boner
She was cooking on full power gripping my pan handle.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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The bit between a man's balls and his arse-hole.
After excretion, wipe from front to back, in order to avoid soiling of the guiche.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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n. Hardened Cock. Erect Penis. Pan Handle
The captain stood to attention, and entered the ladie's garden.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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n. colloquialism. expletive. see also spankathon. butthinge. annular ring shank
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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"Fucking annular ring shank motha fucker."
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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n. colloquialism. expletive.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002

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