Stop the Pendulum's definitions

steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

self-hatred

Bigotry against members of one's own race, gender, religion, etc.

What's the deal with all these wiggers? It seems like Eminem started a new fad among young whites: self-hatred.

by Stop the Pendulum September 2, 2005

Media Whore

A so-called journalist or pundit who mindlessly parrots the Republican party line and/or sucks up to the Bush administration, at the expense of the truth and objectivity.

You can't trust Fox News. They're all a gang of media whores.

by Stop the Pendulum May 28, 2006

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

1-2 punch

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.

That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!

by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006

swami sense

The ability of someone to ferret out the truth about you without your saying one word; psychic powers. You either love or hate someone with this quality.

You have to be honest with this lady. Her swami sense is so keen she knows you're a liar before you even open your mouth!

by Stop the pendulum January 15, 2006

pig

An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.

You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!

by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005