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Definitions by Stoney69

Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception 

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

PubeTube 

Online streaming service where dudes specifically show off their big bushes of pubes. The bigger the bush, the more views there typically are. Weekly awards are also given out for things like biggest bush, curliest bush and most unusual bush.
Tyrant: Dude I was watching game of thrones the other night. All they dude is bone.

The Boss: Bro, if you’re sick of watching all the pounding, go on PubeTube. The bushes and hedges on that site are crazy and there are some interesting videos on how to even do some landscaping.

Tyrant: Dude I’ll have to check that out in my spare time!
PubeTube by Stoney69 April 28, 2019

Gagging Harmonica 

The act of nutting on a girl’s tits and then motorboating them immediately after. When the man’s lips meet the woman’s breasts, the resulting sound will be that of a harmonica as the man simultaneously gags on his own beat juice.
Tyrant: Dude I was playing my guitar and harmonica last night. I love jamming, it’s my passion.

The Boss: Bro I was jamming too. I performed a Gagging Harmonica last night. I splooged on my wife’s tits and then proceeded to play “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. I made it about a minute before I started gagging on my Spunk.

Tyrant: Bro we should perform a duet. I love piano man!
Gagging Harmonica by Stoney69 April 17, 2019

Load-Bearing Wall 

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.
Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.
Load-Bearing Wall by Stoney69 March 29, 2019

Tainter Tots 

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
Tainter Tots by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

Dual Moanitors 

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.
Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.
Dual Moanitors by Stoney69 March 16, 2019
Similar to a Fitbit around your wrist, this device goes around your waist. Every time you defecate, it will sense that you are about to excrete fecal matter and will start going to work. With its advanced detection system, this device will calculate the amount of snickers dropped in the punch bowl, total squeezes of the sphincter, and will even detect the development of hemorrhoids during the painful process of squeezing out your piping hot logs. At the end of the week, the device will send you a report of how many dumps you have taken each day. It will also recommend lifestyle changes if you are dropping the kids off at the pool too frequently throughout the week. This device is available for a price of $69.99.
Tyrant: Yo dude, my shits have been crazy lately. The tater tots I ate yesterday legit blew through me like a laxative. I bought a Shitbit to help me track how many times I shit per day and the number is astounding. On average, i shit about 4 to 5 times a day.

Big Easy: Bro you might want to see a doctor about that. It seems kinda unhealthy.

Tyrant: Nah dude, doctors are overrated. That’s why I bought a Shitbit. It recommends specific lifestyle changes and even gives you words of encouragement like Siri does sometimes.

Big Easy: Siri and I had sex once.
Shitbit by Stoney69 March 6, 2019