5 definitions by Stitches

Pop music from Japan, many cute Japanese girls are Jpop 'idols'.
Most kids who listen to Jpop are the same kids who get excited when they see a Japanese person, or use the word "Hai!!! or "Arigato!" and use Japanese names as screen names.
Some Jpop is pretty good.. you should check out Mika Nakishima.
by Stitches October 4, 2004
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Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.
Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.
by Stitches May 29, 2015
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Shamefully sycophantic person so needy for connection with the object of their desire they'd do anything to experience an intimate detail of said person's physique, including rushing to sniff the bench they'd just been sitting on.
Larry is always kissing my ass and making clumsy, desperate attempts to spend time with me. He's such a fucking bench sniffer.
by Stitches February 7, 2015
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A form of Japanese music that focuses heavily on a very ugly drag queen-esque look. Many vk fans may call this "Gothic" and the music "rock".
Fans usually are females who love the look of the band members, so they like the music. Many VK bands sound the same.
Some VK bands are Duel Jewel, Malice Mizer, Psycho Le Mu, BLOOD.
The only good vk band is Dir En Grey, and that's because they no longer look like tranvestites.
That 38 year old woman only likes visual kei because she thinks the guys are hot. >:(
by Stitches October 4, 2004
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Orchestrating prostitution activity using a hands-on, no-nonsense, Machiavellian method.
She likes to think of herself as some kind of entrepreneur. But all she's good at is selling dope and running whores.
by Stitches December 18, 2014
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