Disaperiod

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.
I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.
by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015
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little morphin annie

Zordon, mentor to the Power Rangers, adopted a girl named Annie and for some reason made her fight real monsters; every child’s nightmare.
Little Morphin Annie will fight you tomorrow. It’s only a day away.
by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018
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Stainal Sex

When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.
I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.
by Stevie LaLa May 05, 2016
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Oklahoma Chiller

When you are eating a fudgsicle whilst having sex and ejaculate during a brain freeze.
Ever have an Oklahoma Chiller? Just wait. Jack Frost is gonna have a whole new meaning.
by Stevie LaLa December 11, 2015
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Barskank, Alaska

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.
Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.
by Stevie LaLa September 03, 2016
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Vaginally

When you finally get to fuck the girl you've wanted for a long period of time. Once landed: Vaginally!
"Dude did you finally fuck Stacey?" "Yes!" "Dude...Vaginally!"
by Stevie LaLa June 09, 2015
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queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.
I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?
by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018
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