Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.

Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

Hobblemonster

A hobble monster is a really fat, orange goblin that hobbles instead of normal walking. They usually speak in grumbles, grunts, and screams.

Can be used to describe friends, foes, or family

Josh: Yo dude, *starts yapping*!

Steven: Dude, get a job. You're a total hobblemonster

by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023

Shagooby

A feeling beyond love.

Jenn: Do you love me?

Brandon: Shagooby

by StevenJobs420 December 30, 2024

Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.

Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!

by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025

Gulywumpus

Gu-lee-wum-puss

Noun: Gulywumpas is a person or creature that is gullible or wumpy.

Verb: The act of giving a sloppy and/or long blowjob.

Adverb: In a gullible way
Adverb: In a wumpy way

Dude: Bro you're so dumb!

Dude 2: At least I'm not a gulywumpus!

by StevenJobs420 July 26, 2023

The Scat Master

The master of scat. The one and only.

Chris Scat: Its-a me, The Scat Master!

by StevenJobs420 October 28, 2023

You

You. You is perfect. You is a wonderful and caring thing. You is loved

Me: I am proud of you.
(Yes you. The person reading. I'm proud of you. I love you so much.)

by StevenJobs420 July 15, 2023