You

You. You is perfect. You is a wonderful and caring thing. You is loved
Me: I am proud of you.
(Yes you. The person reading. I'm proud of you. I love you so much.)
by StevenJobs420 July 15, 2023
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Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.
Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night
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Wumpy

Noun: A person or creature that can be considered dumb or foolish

Adjective: Dumb, stupid, foolish

Adverb: In a way that is dumb/foolish
Dude: You're so smart!

Dude 2: And you're wumpy!
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Gullible

Look, gullible is on the ceiling.
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Lincoln Mosley

Yes, sir

Four big guys and they grab on my thighs
Blow up my guts like the 4th of July
If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry
Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'
Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan
When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing
Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'
He said yeah I'm not leavin'

I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'
Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby
That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven
Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC
Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston
Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'

Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby
My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin'
On him if he don't have tits
I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz

There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs
They blow my guts like the 4th of July
If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry
There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes

Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole
Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso
LINCOLN MOSLEY SI PAPI CHU MINIO CHEN GERTIO
by StevenJobs420 July 10, 2023
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Hobblemonster

A hobble monster is a really fat, orange goblin that hobbles instead of normal walking. They usually speak in grumbles, grunts, and screams.

Can be used to describe friends, foes, or family
Josh: Yo dude, *starts yapping*!

Steven: Dude, get a job. You're a total hobblemonster
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Shagooby

Jenn: Do you love me?

Brandon: Shagooby
by StevenJobs420 December 31, 2024
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