Handy

Safe alternative to oral sex. Eliminates the risk of herpes.

Weinberg: Yo did she bitch suck you off?
Weinshel: Nah son, she just gave me a handy and split.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

what u doin

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 07, 2005

the woods

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.

Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005

mad brews

Usually a 30 rack +. Tends to be either Keystone Light, Natty Light or any other cheap generic beer.

Fuckin Rich pounded mad brews at the pub.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

stupid bitch

A girl who is both a bitch and stupid. Can also include an adjective in between both words.

Vito: I am meeting up with that stupid greek bitch.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

HOWCOME

Another phrased coined by David Alan Weinshel (Wheeler 02' BU 06'). Simplifies the stress of saying how and come separately. Also eliminates the need to hit hte spacebar when typing.

Dave: yo, u hungry?
Todd: no, u?
Dave: howcome?

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

what the hell are you doing

Typically said when someone really ticks you off. Often involves mooching.

After Tony smeared nutella all over Steven's oreos, Steven responded by saying "What the hell are u doing?!"

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 03, 2005