Definitions by Steven J Miller
Manchelada
The hairy crevice from the small of a mans back to the root of his balls, including the sphincter, rectum, and any chodes.
"Do I have to wait til lunch for you to splash sour cream on my manchelada?" (Gay reference) "I want to slurp the chili out of your mancheleda" (analingus) "Get off your manchelada and get to work!" (management)
Manchelada by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
jergens
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
jizzcicle
The hanging dried up remains of semen resembling an icicle.
Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.
Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.
"Do you think he watches porn on this computer? Is that there a jizzcicle under the desk?" (Reference to teenage brother)
"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"
"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"
jizzcicle by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007