Steven's definitions

goosed

to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such

Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"

by Steven February 26, 2003

half-white ralph

a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker

Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"

by Steven February 26, 2003

bm3lilbirds

a big geek who coughs and stays up all night

"yo why doesn't she sleep"
"cuz, she's a bm3lilbirds"
"oh i gotcha"

by Steven February 26, 2003

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

Crick

Crook

swid got a crick forehead

by Steven March 3, 2003

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 26, 2003

gevy

A gay chevy

There is a broke down gevey

by steven April 18, 2003