Steven's definitions

apo

Asian Pride Only
When an asian will only talk to another asians.

White guy's friend "Check out that girl. You should ask her out."

White guy "No way man, its not worth it. She is APO."

by Steven May 13, 2005

cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get

"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."

by Steven February 26, 2005

willy-warmer

A nicely knitted coat made to keep your willy nice and toasty when it starts to get cold outside.

It's coming up to winter - better get the willy-warmer out.

by Steven November 16, 2003

mewsul

the dead hair follicle at the end of a pubic hair

Clay mills likes to mewsuls with his munge soup.

by steven April 22, 2003

claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

by Steven October 26, 2004

shutup

shut the fuck up

shut up

by STEVEN June 19, 2003

nookiepreorkin

a legendary midget dwart that lives in the forest and uses a magic dust to knock out lonesome travelers to steal their clothes

The nookiepreorkin is a legendary creature that nas no balls.

by Steven December 27, 2004