Steven's definitions

petard

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

by Steven September 16, 2003

clitoris rex

A mysterious extinct dinosaur.

These look like the remains of the clitoris rex.

by Steven September 16, 2003

khoais

a pwnage master, no way you can touch this motherfugger.

Khoais walks over you like you were a rug.

by steven September 13, 2003

donkey penis

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

by steven September 13, 2003

ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

by Steven September 12, 2003

red-foot girl

Girl (usually of the white trash, hill-billy variety) whos feet have been permanently stained red from years and years of walking barefooted up and down a dirt or red clay road.

When I move back south, I'm gonna git me a red-foot girl and settle down.

by steven September 10, 2003

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003