Definitions by Steve O

bff 

Big Fat Friend. The larger less good-looking friend of the hot girl at the bar. She can sometimes cock block a guy who is trying to sleep with the hot girl. Best to combat this by deploying your wing man.

Sheila was looking so hot, I was really trying to get up in that; but her BFF kept getting in the way.

bff by Steve O June 17, 2006

HOE NUTS

a girl who like giving up that ass for free, with a twist of crazyness or freakyness.

I hit this hoe nuts last night and she wanted me to shit on her!

HOE NUTS by Steve O April 3, 2004

ass fetus

a baby that subsides within the human male's rectum. Caused by unprotected anal sex with other men. Results in premature ejaculation, a permanent erection, and a craving 4 delicious pastries. Results in loss of blood and loosened anal sphincter.

Tim Scott has an ass fetus

ass fetus by Steve O February 11, 2004

Forecast 

We speak about business. The term Forecast is used to talk about business on a weekly or monthly basis.

Unless it's a french company then we speak about business 3 times a day.

*See also shit-show

We speak about your forecast.

Forecast by Steve O December 8, 2003

Shitbird

one who eats his own shit

Bob Boule is the dumbest shitbird at this company

Shitbird by Steve O December 5, 2003

ploppage 

1)a big pile of feces.
2)enormous dump.

The man bent over and dropped a ploppage from his ass. The dog has been dropping ploppages all over teh house. Diarrhea causes one to drop a lot of ploppage.

ploppage by Steve O October 19, 2003

striz 

beer; alcohol; alcoholic beverages

you goin to the striz fast? striz fast meaning kegger

striz by Steve O September 15, 2003