Steve's definitions

Damn ol' crazy nikka

Used typically to describe old drunken black men that always end up in jail for some Mickey Mouse bullshit.

Otis got locked up for what beatin' on his wife! That damn ol'crazy nikka!!!!!!!

by steve September 10, 2003

bun jau

willy / dick / penis in Cantonese

I have a big BUN JAU
I have a big dick / willy

by steve March 21, 2004

the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong

The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome

by Steve March 17, 2005

telefizzle

yo shizzle ma nizzle rizzle wizzle ma nigga

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by steve November 12, 2003

lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

by Steve January 15, 2005

beevor

similar to a chode but actually a woman, she is truly fatter than she is tall. aka claire

claire is a beevor, yet beautiful

by steve October 6, 2004

Cock ho

A heterosexual male who uses his genitalia to get money. Much like a male prostitute.

Steve pimps his cock like an expert cock ho

by Steve February 6, 2005