don't hate

A phrase used by hillbillies on American talk shows like Ricki Lake. It literally translates from hillbillie to 'I admit I'm not as smart/sexy/sure about my gender as you, but please, try not to draw attention to it.'
Ricki Lake: Now we have Mary-Ellen-Susie, who says that it's okay to take her daughter partying, because her daughter is too fat to get laid!"
(Mary-Ellen-Susie wobbles out, and the crowd boo.)
Mary-Ellen-Susie: DON'T HATE, DON'T HATE!
by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004
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saving the world

A harmless way for girls to describe monthly cycles without making guy friends feel awkward.
'Why are you so squinky Jennifer?'
'Sorry, I'm saving the world at the moment.'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.
1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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planage

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.
'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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Comboine Harrrvestorr

a farming implement. Very satisfying to pronounce when said with a Somerset or farmer accent.
"I've got a brand new comboine harrrvestorr."
"Will you give me the key?"
"No."
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!
'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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Copthorne

the place where the hobbits don't live.
"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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