A mixture of chav and devil. Effectively, a townie who thinks they are a satanist, but are really townies deep inside.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004
'I live in West Hoathly.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005
A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.
by Stephen W. Thomas February 24, 2005
A popular shopping outlet for rich chavs. Generally spelt Republic, it is pronounced 'Repubic' by anyone who has a good taste in clothes.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005
A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005
by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005
Pronounced fook-uck, this is a term used to describe the popular townie clothing range. Also popular with wannabe townies and occasionally skownies.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004