Definitions by Step lupid

Barbecue wizard 

Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.

We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.

Barbecue wizard by Step lupid June 11, 2023

Desil 

Half pint of lager, half pint of banana liqueur.
(East German skin head drink to get pissed quick)

Bob: desil please
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: its not syphoning red red desil through cat litter in a drain pipe to make white desil. Its lager and banana liqueur!

Desil by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Tip top 

Vodka, lemonade, black current squash.

Bob: tip top
Bar dog: whats that
Bob: carmarthen special, you should know, they dont do it anywhere elce.

Tip top by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Tickety boo 

Small bottle of WKD, vodka, top it up with orange juice.
It turns green.

Yo bar dog tickety boo!

Tickety boo by Step lupid May 27, 2023

Smegut 

A smeg head as in smeg, the curdled pre ejaculate under foreskin wot looks like goats cheese, someone who scratches their balls then wipes their face or picks their nose

Joey you gimpin smegut i think ile save you twos on the joint mabie threes

Smegut by Step lupid August 21, 2021

Brevvy 

Refreshment ei spliff can of coke coke can of carlsberg coffee drug drink consumeable snack

Spit flos so heavy when they reach th end i make a brevvy

Brevvy by Step lupid July 22, 2021

Splig 

Momentarily jabbed

Ile splig you wit a rocket loaded lingo

Splig by Step lupid June 29, 2021