The Drum Treatment

A man is said to give a woman the 'Drum Treatment' when he finally gets his much desired chance to provide her with sexual pleasure. Derived from the popular Scottish simile "I'd like to beat her like a drum".
"God, Nina turns me on so much. Her legs are so perfect. I'd love to give her the Drum Treatment."

"Yeah, that's right. Whilst you bitches were at Hannah's house watching South Park, I was getting the Drum Treatment from Alex"
by Steam Machine February 09, 2008
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/mu/tants

Users of the /mu/ imageboard.
Alright /mu/tants, any of you vaginas heard the new Opeth album yet?
by Steam Machine April 29, 2008
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killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).
My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"
by Steam Machine September 10, 2007
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Sculpturaroo

Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.
"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"
by Steam Machine February 07, 2008
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Bjork Nazi

A person who has a distinct difficulty listening to singers who are unique and creative in their singing style, particularly female singers, such as Bjork or Karin Dreijer. As such, they will refuse to try any band or vocalist who sings even remotely different than the way Rihanna or any other drab pop artist does.
"God, you're making a big mistake not listening to bands like The Knife just because the vocalist sings kinda strangely sometimes. You're such a Bjork Nazi."
by Steam Machine February 09, 2008
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Dotcom Fucking Ruff

A common compilation of the three easiest phrases to pronounce when one is really really ticked off.
"God, I hate that electrician so so motherfucking much!. Ergg! Kurt. Cunt. Dotcom Fucking Ruff Motherfucking Dick Cunt Cuntscratching Fuck!!"
by Steam Machine February 09, 2008
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Crude Oil

A very offensive reference to the blood of a black man.
"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"
by Steam Machine February 07, 2008
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