StarWarsGeek133's definitions

Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.

Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.

by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011

Jew

1. A person who's mother is Jewish and a person who follows and believes in the Jewish religion.

2. NOT, contrary to popular belief, and insult.

3. The creators of South Park.

1. Oy Vey, Moishe's Bar Mitzvah is tomorrow!

2. Cartman: Stfu you Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager: haha! Since Cartman said it, it must be an insult!
*Later*
Retarded, ignorant teenager: Hey, Jon, your a Jew!
Retarded, ignorant teenager 2: Hey wtf man your a Jew!

3. Anti-semetic: Ha! South Park is so great!
Some guy: You do realize the creators of that show are Jewish, right?
Anti-semetic: Bullshit! Are you a Jew?

by Starwarsgeek133 May 13, 2010

Ice Mexican

A sometimes derogatory term for an Eskimo. Invented by Stephen Colbert.

Dude 1: When I was in Alaska I saw some Ice Mexicans.
Dude 2: Dude, did they have sleighs and shit?

by starwarsgeek133 April 27, 2010

Jewish Zombie

See:Jesus.

Happy Jewish Zombie day!
See:Easter.

by Starwarsgeek133 May 18, 2010

Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.

(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart

by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010

Italian

Someone from Italy, or is descended from Italians. Usually pretty good looking people, and have awesome food. Also the descendants of the Ancient Romans.

Rocky is an Italian.

I'm about 80% Italian.

by starwarsgeek133 August 17, 2010

Racist

Ignorant, closed-minded people who know nothing about the real world and other ethnicities, races, cultures, or religions.

When I was in the South I saw some rednecks yelling at a black guy. What racists.

by starwarsgeek133 May 15, 2010