Definitions by Stan Lightsaber

jesus freak 

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!

Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!

jesus freak by Stan Lightsaber July 30, 2008

noop 

originally created as a mixture of the words "noob" and "poop", "noop" means many things. Such as a noob who poops himself, a nerd who poop's himself, or pretty much any jerk who poop's himself. Unlike a noob, a noop can be anyone, no matter their age race or lvl of their guild wars character.

Noop: hey I'm a jerk and I shat myself!

kool guy: wow what a noop.

noop: what the f#$k is a noop?

kool guy: shut up noop.

noop by stan lightsaber March 22, 2008

the da vinci code 

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Club is talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!
Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.
Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

the da vinci code by Stan Lightsaber May 31, 2006

guild wars 

World of Warcraft for the poor man. Nuff said.

Guild Wars is why I get out of bed in the moring.

guild wars by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006

vegitarian 

Someone who is dead to me.

Jim:Hey want some sausage?

Vegitarian: No I'm a vegitarian.

Jim: Your dead to me

vegitarian by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006

hell 

Not A Bad Place To Be!

AC/DC: If this is hell.....it's not a bad place to be!

hell by Stan Lightsaber May 18, 2006

dwarf 

The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!

Jim:That dwarf could ram you with his head and kill you.
Idiot jerk: No he couldn't!
Dwarf: Grrrrrrrrr!
Idiot jerk: ouch you rammed me with your head and killed me!
Dwarf:Bwah ha ha!

dwarf by Stan Lightsaber May 15, 2006