Stan Lightsaber's definitions

intelligent design

A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.

Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?

(roundhouse kick like noise)

Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)

by Stan Lightsaber May 6, 2006

atheism

The only true religion. Thoughs who follow shall later repent for their....oh I'm just playin I'm just playin!Anywho religions that don't believe in a god seem to be happier!

Stan:Hey Jimmy how's atheism treating you!
Jimmy:Great! how's buddhism treatin you?
Stan:Great!
Stan and Jimmy: Great!

by Stan Lightsaber April 27, 2006

vegitarian

Someone who is dead to me.

Jim:Hey want some sausage?

Vegitarian: No I'm a vegitarian.

Jim: Your dead to me

by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006

dwarf

The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!

Jim:That dwarf could ram you with his head and kill you.
Idiot jerk: No he couldn't!
Dwarf: Grrrrrrrrr!
Idiot jerk: ouch you rammed me with your head and killed me!
Dwarf:Bwah ha ha!

by Stan Lightsaber May 15, 2006

noop

originally created as a mixture of the words "noob" and "poop", "noop" means many things. Such as a noob who poops himself, a nerd who poop's himself, or pretty much any jerk who poop's himself. Unlike a noob, a noop can be anyone, no matter their age race or lvl of their guild wars character.

Noop: hey I'm a jerk and I shat myself!

kool guy: wow what a noop.

noop: what the f#$k is a noop?

kool guy: shut up noop.

by stan lightsaber March 22, 2008

hell

Not A Bad Place To Be!

AC/DC: If this is hell.....it's not a bad place to be!

by Stan Lightsaber May 18, 2006

guild wars

World of Warcraft for the poor man. Nuff said.

Guild Wars is why I get out of bed in the moring.

by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006