12 definitions by Stan Key Bousi

tuna curtains

When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.

"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."

by Stan Key Bousi March 3, 2020

The Great Dying

Another way of saying the Permian-Triassic mass extinction.

Alternatively, that moment when you hit 56 and your pussy lets out a slight "gasp" signaling it's last fight as you head into menopause.

"In class we learned about The Great Dying."
"Which one?"

by Stan Key Bousi March 3, 2020

Magma Cavern

One's fiery asshole.

"My magma cavern is on fire, Jimothy"
"I didn't ask you, Jheronica"

by Stan Key Bousi April 14, 2020

Jimmy thicc

Not just timmy thicc, a jimmy thicc big boi

"Damn that boi he thicc!"
"No, Gharold, he's jimmy thicc."

by Stan Key Bousi June 19, 2020

Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void

"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"

by Stan Key Bousi June 11, 2020

Cantaloupe

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them

Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"

by Stan Key Bousi March 3, 2020

Metal Slug Attack

When you keep getting the same Urban Dictionary definition to review time and time again so you straight up inhale a slug down your esophagus. It then vibrates with spiritual energy and ascends to its final metallic form, from whence you are attacked.

"BRO, I think Tomathon is having a Metal Slug Attack!!!1!1!!!!!!"
"BRO that effing succ slug my dude"

by Stan Key Bousi May 13, 2020