Metal Slug Attack

When you keep getting the same Urban Dictionary definition to review time and time again so you straight up inhale a slug down your esophagus. It then vibrates with spiritual energy and ascends to its final metallic form, from whence you are attacked.

"BRO, I think Tomathon is having a Metal Slug Attack!!!1!1!!!!!!"
"BRO that effing succ slug my dude"

by Stan Key Bousi May 13, 2020

tuna curtains

When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.

"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."

by Stan Key Bousi March 03, 2020

Jimothy

That Jimmy thicc big boi you gotta bring when you got them phat staccs to spend with the bois.

"Yo Jimothy is coming tonight."
"Jimothy?
"Mhmm, he got them timmy thicc jimmies."

by Stan Key Bousi March 03, 2020

Dhaddee

Side Daddy. Not the Main One.

"Come over Dhaddee~~~"

by Stan Key Bousi June 11, 2020

Magma Cavern

One's fiery asshole.

"My magma cavern is on fire, Jimothy"
"I didn't ask you, Jheronica"

by Stan Key Bousi April 14, 2020

The Great Dying

Another way of saying the Permian-Triassic mass extinction.

Alternatively, that moment when you hit 56 and your pussy lets out a slight "gasp" signaling it's last fight as you head into menopause.

"In class we learned about The Great Dying."
"Which one?"

by Stan Key Bousi March 03, 2020

Bam & Bheese

Bam & Bheese are integral ingredients to the Cursed Hot Pocket.
Bam tastes like nothing you have ever imagined before. It smells of oats and tastes of goats.
Bheese comes from Mother Earth and takes the form of a gelatinous substance. What does it taste like??? None of your bheesiness >.>

"Goronothy, come over tonight and try my Bam & Bheese!"
"But it's 3:34 in the morning"
"But Daddy isn't home"
"Dhaddee's coming now"

by Stan Key Bousi June 11, 2020