Stan Key Bousi's definitions

Metal Slug Attack

When you keep getting the same Urban Dictionary definition to review time and time again so you straight up inhale a slug down your esophagus. It then vibrates with spiritual energy and ascends to its final metallic form, from whence you are attacked.

"BRO, I think Tomathon is having a Metal Slug Attack!!!1!1!!!!!!"
"BRO that effing succ slug my dude"

by Stan Key Bousi May 12, 2020

Cantaloupe

That phatt headd

Alternatively, those jugs that makes you wanna stick your face right in them

Example 1:
"Oo baby, when I get home you best believe I finna licc that phine phat cantaloupe of yours right till it can't give no juice no more."

Example 2
"I saw Jamina yesterday"
"The one with the coconuts?"
"No, the one with them cantaloupes"
"YUSSSSS"

by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

Jimmy thicc

Not just timmy thicc, a jimmy thicc big boi

"Damn that boi he thicc!"
"No, Gharold, he's jimmy thicc."

by Stan Key Bousi June 18, 2020

Dhaddee

Side Daddy. Not the Main One.

"Come over Dhaddee~~~"

by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020

Bam & Bheese

Bam & Bheese are integral ingredients to the Cursed Hot Pocket.
Bam tastes like nothing you have ever imagined before. It smells of oats and tastes of goats.
Bheese comes from Mother Earth and takes the form of a gelatinous substance. What does it taste like??? None of your bheesiness >.>

"Goronothy, come over tonight and try my Bam & Bheese!"
"But it's 3:34 in the morning"
"But Daddy isn't home"
"Dhaddee's coming now"

by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020

Jimothy

That Jimmy thicc big boi you gotta bring when you got them phat staccs to spend with the bois.

"Yo Jimothy is coming tonight."
"Jimothy?
"Mhmm, he got them timmy thicc jimmies."

by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

tuna curtains

When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.

"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."

by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020