Definitions by Stalka
Stalker
To be so fucking awesome that you make a career of it. If you are a stalker you love people easily and piss off that one's gf/bf almost daily. And you love it.
Lacey
To be the most awesomest and sexy person ever but finding it impossible to get that ONE GUY that's on your mind to notice you as more than a friend. (And to break up with his girlfriend and ask you out because your a sexy beast!!!!)