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blueheid

That girl with the blue hair no one knows that got invited to a house party that turned into a complete loon.
Mate, I thought you took Blueheid up the road?

Mate - yeah but she followed me all the way back - fucking raging!
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
mugGet the johnson’s babymug.

that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”
Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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riding the ghost train

The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.
How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!
by Staifreak May 14, 2018
mugGet the riding the ghost trainmug.

jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.
Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!
by Staifreak May 15, 2018
mugGet the jakey bagmug.

Albert Bartlett

Exceptional breasts.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.
Albert Bartlett has arrived on table 20.
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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strokepished

When someone is so drunk that you cannot determine whether or not they have had a stroke or have simply had too much to drink.
Me:The woman on table 49 is pure steaming!
Anthony: mate she’s had a stroke.
(Half an hour later) - can’t even punch her PIN number into card machine
Woman on table 49:Shouting “this is a pure disgrace! I’m in retail!”
Me: Told you she was pished!
Anthony: Aye..... STROKEPISHED!
by Staifreak November 12, 2018
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