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blueheid

That girl with the blue hair no one knows that got invited to a house party that turned into a complete loon.
Mate, I thought you took Blueheid up the road?

Mate - yeah but she followed me all the way back - fucking raging!
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.
Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!
by Staifreak May 15, 2018
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johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”
Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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Staifreak

Remain calm.
Comes from the Italian of “stai calmo” meaning “stay calm
Mutated from Stai freaking calmo ( so as not to swear in public and shortened)
“Where’s that fucking fifty quid I lent you???

“Staifreak eh, told you I’ll sort you out tomorrow!”
by Staifreak July 1, 2018
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Flight Mode

Getting ridiculously drunk to the point where you injure yourself and obliterate your surroundings as demonstrated by Denzel Washington’s character in the movie “Flight”
What happened to you last night.
Fuck knows man, must have engaged flight mode!
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
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Getting It

When you see a really hot girl and you tell your buddy that you would definitely get the D.
Whoa, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, she’s totally getting it!
by Staifreak June 22, 2018
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