Definitions by Squirty Murphy

Cum Socket 

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.

"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"

Cum Socket by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Diddy Blud 

Describes a person who is black and likes kids.

"Charlie would be a diddy blud if he was black"

Diddy Blud by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Ham-Ster 

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.

"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"

Ham-Ster by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Hole in Cum 

When you are sat down and erect you keep masturbating until you cum and once you do you have to shoot it into your own mouth.

"Lets have a quick game of Hole in Cum"
"It took me three tries to get a Hole in Cum"

Hole in Cum by Squirty Murphy June 14, 2025

Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.

We just did the Freddie Murphy

Freddie Murphy by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025