Hole in Cum

When you are sat down and erect you keep masturbating until you cum and once you do you have to shoot it into your own mouth.

"Lets have a quick game of Hole in Cum"
"It took me three tries to get a Hole in Cum"

by Squirty Murphy June 14, 2025

Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.

"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Cum Socket

Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.

"Hey nate do you wanna do the cum socket at my house?"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Diddy Blud

Describes a person who is black and likes kids.

"Charlie would be a diddy blud if he was black"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.

We just did the Freddie Murphy

by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025