Squirrel Rito's definitions
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
Get the Fund the Policemug. Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer. “Sir, yes, Sir!” (me as I’m saluting)
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
Get the Sir, yes, Sir!mug. by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
Get the deck slipperymug. So-called smart people who are obsessed with Covid-19 precautions and spend all their time worrying about catching it, & who criticize anyone who is not as obsessed and fearful about catching Covid-19 as they are.
According to the Covid slow kids, only a horrible person would go to a funeral for a loved one or attend any event for any reason when they’re all just ways for the virus to spread.
by Squirrel Rito January 3, 2021
Get the Covid slow kidsmug. A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).
The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.
by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021
Get the face diapermug. by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
Get the Bad Hobbitmug. Though not totally listening to what was probably a super important thing she was talking about, I respectfully replied, “You don’t say, Beyoncé?”
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
Get the you don’t say, Beyoncé?mug.