Squirrel Rito's definitions

Sir, yes, Sir!

Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer.

Every time I ask somebody for the answer, I get the wrong answer. “Sir, yes, Sir!” (me as I’m saluting)

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

deck slippery

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Fund the Police

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

a million pains

She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)

She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

thug life hero

A thug life hero row row rocks the boat.

Like a Tom Brady, thug life hero, 2Pac never wore a mask.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

face diaper

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

Bad Hobbit

A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.

Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021