Definitions by Squirrel Rito

you don’t say, Beyoncé? 

the absolutely best way to respond to all of your girlfriend’s observations

Though not totally listening to what was probably a super important thing she was talking about, I respectfully replied, “You don’t say, Beyoncé?”

you don’t say, Beyoncé? by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

t4lw 

Tied for league’s worst.

Not as in the detergent, if only.. we wish. We’re tied for league’s worst. Hashtag t4lw

t4lw by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

deck slippery 

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

deck slippery by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Bad Hobbit 

A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.

Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.

Bad Hobbit by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Fund the Police 

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

Fund the Police by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

thug life hero 

A thug life hero row row rocks the boat.

Like a Tom Brady, thug life hero, 2Pac never wore a mask.

thug life hero by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

a million pains 

She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)

She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.

a million pains by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021