Squirrel Rito's definitions

you don’t say, Beyoncé?

the absolutely best way to respond to all of your girlfriend’s observations

Though not totally listening to what was probably a super important thing she was talking about, I respectfully replied, “You don’t say, Beyoncé?”

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

t4lw

Tied for league’s worst.

Not as in the detergent, if only.. we wish. We’re tied for league’s worst. Hashtag t4lw

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

deck slippery

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Bad Hobbit

A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.

Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Fund the Police

Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.

“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

thug life hero

A thug life hero row row rocks the boat.

Like a Tom Brady, thug life hero, 2Pac never wore a mask.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

a million pains

She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)

She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021