elise

back off that’s beethoven’s girl

me: check out elise
beethoven: no

by SquidsAreAwesome May 08, 2022

Richard

what a true gentleman calls his dick

"If you'll excuse me, sir, I'll request that I may go expel semen from my Richard."
"what the fuck this is Costco"

by SquidsAreAwesome March 23, 2020

Pull The Rope

When you just masturbated, and there's a little bit of cum still on your penis, and it feels really good when you pull it out of your wang

"I didn't get a clean wank last night, but I got to pull the rope!"
"That's disgusting"

by SquidsAreAwesome March 23, 2020