Definitions by Spunky McSemen

sexy wank 

When you make your bird bend over and spread her arse cheeks so you can have a wank while looking at her holes

Her ‘I can’t be arsed with sex or a bj’

Him ‘bend over and I’ll have a sexy wank then you lazy cow’

sexy wank by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

Benjamin Johnson 

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

Benjamin Johnson by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019