Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Igotmyboysbrah

The deep relief you have because you think about the homies you got after something bad happened so you basically are unaffected by the unfortunate event, outcome, etc

Amy: Hey I saw the hottest guy at gym

Me thinking to myself: that sucks I might cry myself to sleep tonight

Me: FUCK YOU AMY igotmyboysbrah

by Spuddy Bruv February 05, 2024

Double Happs

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.

Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?

John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!

Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!

by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025

What?

That question you ask yourself when you sit on your bed and realize, “I’m talking to all of these girls but I love none because they will never be like her”

None of these girls compare to the way she makes me feel, What?

by Spuddy Bruv February 05, 2024

Harrow

The 1% less version of Eton, but it’s cool cos they do have those Toffed up boaters.

Harrow boy: what are you doing here Eton Boy?

Eton boy: dominating in cricket obviously chap

Harrow boy: shut your gob before I turn you into an Eton mess oldboy

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024