What?

That question you ask yourself when you sit on your bed and realize, “I’m talking to all of these girls but I love none because they will never be like her”

None of these girls compare to the way she makes me feel, What?

by Spuddy Bruv February 05, 2024

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Indro

It’s Indooroopilly, full of Splc girls and a wide range of private schoolers

Jawny: Lessgo to Indro

Alf: Why? So we can check out the basic Splc girls? I’m right thanks.

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

Rop

To take, buy, grab, earn or inherit something

Hey bro, where’d you get the 320d?

I just Ropped it from a friend

Hahaha pure Toff move

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Yeezy 350

I want them

I want a pair of Yeezy 350s

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Adelaide

Don’t trust a Sheila from Adelaide, they’re crazy I tell ya

Adelaide

by Spuddy Bruv January 05, 2024

Egopacka

The highest form of arrogant snob possible, Usually a kid from a private boys school who has a family so powerful he can’t give a fuck about what he does.

Damien: Did you hear Martin called Steph a fat bitch?

Spuddy: who cares? He’s an Egopacka

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023