Spuddy Bruv's definitions

Double Happs

Yeah bro they’re basically a Gold/red packet of pure fuck yeah. They’re like, pretty fucking good. Heavenly. They are black market and you feel sneaky puffing on them. They make you get in touch with your Chinese side and taste mad. Very Australian, despite being as far from Australian as possible. Maybe the only Chinese thing that Aussies love.

Snippa: Oi bro, want a Manny?

John: fuck off cunt I will stick to my Double happs thank you!

Snippa: nahhh you never told me you had a pack of those tasty fuckers!

by Spuddy Bruv July 18, 2025

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Rop

To take, buy, grab, earn or inherit something

Hey bro, where’d you get the 320d?

I just Ropped it from a friend

Hahaha pure Toff move

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

What?

That question you ask yourself when you sit on your bed and realize, “I’m talking to all of these girls but I love none because they will never be like her”

None of these girls compare to the way she makes me feel, What?

by Spuddy Bruv February 5, 2024

Spud

Best movie and book ever made

Spud is a different life for me, it takes me into a different world I don’t want to escape, for Spud he had a bad life but for me, his life was one I want, reading the book puts me into that life.

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

Yeezy 350

I want them

I want a pair of Yeezy 350s

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Harrow

The 1% less version of Eton, but it’s cool cos they do have those Toffed up boaters.

Harrow boy: what are you doing here Eton Boy?

Eton boy: dominating in cricket obviously chap

Harrow boy: shut your gob before I turn you into an Eton mess oldboy

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023