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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

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Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

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A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

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Tomuzzy

Term short for “Tomorrow”

Alex: Bro you free tomuzzy?

Jake: Nah bro. Swimming.

by Spuddy Bruv August 11, 2024

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Gps schools ranked

#1 Ipswich Grammar School

#2 Brisbane Boys College

#3 Southport

#4 Terrace

#5 Toowoomba Grammar

#6 Brisbane Grammar School

#7 Churchie (woof)

#8 Nudgee (donut)

#9 Bshs (who invited them?)

Private schoolboy 1: I just ranked the GPS schools, want AIC next?

Private Schoolboy 2: Yeah maaaate

Gps schools ranked

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

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