Definitions by SpookyTree

The Stick 

1) A device, either given or not, used for rescuing young boys who have fallen on one's ice lawn.
2) Strong Bad and The Cheat's most favorite meeting place/hangout.

Give him the stick....DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

The Stick by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

Porkchop Sandwiches by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Big League Chew 

Man-sized wads of great tasting shredded bubblegum stuffed into a giant stay-fresh pouch.

When you make the perfect slide, you're in the big league; when you keep the team alive, you're in the big league; when you block a shot or two, you're in the big league; you're in the big league, when you're in the big league chew

Big League Chew by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Freshen-Up 

The gum that goes.......SQUIRT!

Young Boy: Did you see that new commercial for Freshen Up?

Younger Boy: Oh, you mean the one with the soccer chick inserting the piece of gum slowly and discretely into her gaping mouth, meanwhile the voice-over is repeatedly saying "here it comes, here it comes…." ?

Young Boy: I hate you.

Freshen-Up by SpookyTree April 14, 2004