Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Spongebutt Squishpants

ruin your shit

v. To thoroughly demolish someone in a spectacularly gruesome way. "Ruining one's shit" goes far beyond simple pwning.

1. That bastich mouthed off one too many times, so Lobo came and ruined his shit.

2. That 2000-lb bomb totally ruined that Iraqi's shit.

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n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."

I just read about some moo and duhd that forgot their sprog in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.

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n. Syn. for "dad." Implies that any man that would willing whelp his significant other is a chump. Orig.: duh (i.e., "stupid") + dad

For some reason, moo and duhd couldn't figure out that bringing a shrieking baby to the movie theatre would be a bad idea.

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Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!

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