Definitions by Spiritual-Master
IBUD day
Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
IBUD day by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
international break up day
The day you break up with your girlfriend. The official date is February 13, so that you can save the cost of flowers and candy normally expected on the next day by the girlfriend. Spend the money on yourself and enjoy IBUD day.
"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
international break up day by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Statutory construction
The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.
I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.
Statutory construction by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021
Spirit Master
A chosen Highest authority or creative force that takes credit for everything good you do in your life. A divine inspirational GLORY stealer. The totalitarian tyrant that lives inside of you. Your own conscience. That secret voice only you can hear, that tells you the path to truth is clear.
Giving all the praise, honor, and Glory to Him that created me is to become a slave to the guidance of my spirit Master.
Spirit Master by Spiritual-Master December 18, 2021
postmodern Public Defender
Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.
The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.
postmodern Public Defender by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
modern A.B.A.
I passed the bar exam today but refused to accept the modern A.B.A. lawyers union card which also stands for modern awful, bastardized, ass-hats.
modern A.B.A. by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Postmodern Common Sense
1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.
The judiciary considers the use of postmodern Common Sense in the courtroom to be very contemptuous and highly offensive.
Postmodern Common Sense by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021