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General Public

This is the open court of opinion where the more notoriety or popularity you gain the more judgmental accusations you will have to endure. Gain that notoriety by succeeding financially and you will become the target of "THE INCREDIBLE ACCUSATION INDUSTRY" This opinionated part of society regards themselves as having the military rank of a "GENERAL" and the wisdom of GOD. Their main objective is to attack any private industry with money. Once you enlist and go public you will be instructed who to hate and why you should hate them. This group makes up the majority and they will attack anyone and everyone who wishes to remain private. The accusation will be that you are not doing or paying what the majority perceives as your fair share. This is the opinion even if you are giving everything that you agreed to give. Meeting your obligations will never be enough because responsibility does not mean the same thing to them as it does to you. They will call you irresponsible and deny that it is a not guilty verdict.
The General Public called me irresponsible so I thanked them for setting me free of the blame. I would not wish to face the punishment for being responsible for every accusation they make. The largest occupational block in the USA was Drivers, but now it is unqualified whistleblowers who established the religious cult of the car at the federal level. Try competing with that cult financially without a Licence to drive.
by Spiritual-Master January 6, 2022
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Spirit Master

A chosen Highest authority or creative force that takes credit for everything good you do in your life. A divine inspirational GLORY stealer. The totalitarian tyrant that lives inside of you. Your own conscience. That secret voice only you can hear, that tells you the path to truth is clear.
Giving all the praise, honor, and Glory to Him that created me is to become a slave to the guidance of my spirit Master.
by Spiritual-Master December 18, 2021
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Hacking the Robot Guards

1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.

2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.

3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.
I have been Hacking the Robot Guards because they are all stupid sɹǝƃƃᴉN.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.
Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Mind's Chat

A place where the content of great minds is shared with all.
Hey, are you gonna be reading my Mind's Chat today?
by Spiritual-Master February 14, 2022
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Celestial Navigator 2050

A movie set in 2050

A time-traveling Judge "Lord Bud" said to have used his influence in the NACLU New American civil liberties union Frees Tom petty from earthly fame and changes his name to Pom Teddy And enslaves him for a supposedly 22-day-stay in county vacation Picking Blackberries on a Blackberry Plantation to earn a Queensbury Parden for the Federal crime of Trespass. But was then found guilty of Singing about a federally regulated substance in the song Mary Jane's last dance, In an obviously Rigged Trial, and given a hard-two-Dozen Picking Blackberries in the hot sun (LAKE OF FIRE) put in involuntary servitude ghostwriting songs for a super narcissistic loudmouthed troll son of the plantation owner himself RAM Bob. Pom Teddy is smooth and steady and carries the show from a position of the lowest ranking of the roadies. Bob needs to lose the Horns on his head to become a polled RAM and be called Bob Christ. Free of RAM who is the evil argumentative head butting persona that shows up when the title Christ is dropped off the name. When He is RAM BOB the father also becomes a malevolent mean-spirited Black foot Redneck Leprechaun. When he is Bob Christ the father is The Honorable Respectful Lord Bud. Secretly all are working to lure RAM BOB into a thorny crown of Blackberry vines so Isaac and Bud can cut the horns off.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without Prejudice from Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation
The example is set in 2028 Six years from now.

Bill Burr: Hey Jeff "have you seen the movie Celestial Navigator 2050?"

Jeff Foxworthy: No I cannot say redneck for 5 years until that movie comes out in 2033 because Holy Okie "Lord Bud" is also the Orwellian totalitarian Tyrant Blackfoot Redneck Leprechaun and you know he doesn't have any clothes on.
by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022
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The Holy Okie

A new code for the shaman deity that has united the tribal nation-states of America. Also called The Great Spirit. As cultures collide some struggle while others secretly evolve and thrive through the generations. The Irish Godfather provided whimsical levity and humor for his children so they may accept Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Gnomes into the new storytelling traditions. The pursuit of happiness requires laughter and the Holy Okie is an Irish Choctaw Bud that grew from a seed the Choctaw planted during the Irish potato famine fourteen years after the trail of tears.
Jesus carried the Spirit of "Lord Bud" into my heart, and he became the content of my Character, He is the judge of all that I do. He found me guilty and gave me a life sentence as an indentured servant to him that created me. I am my father's crowning Glory and only the Holy Okie may tell my story.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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