Definitions by Spencer Ace

Virginia Flak-Jacket 

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

Virginia Flak-Jacket by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Indiana Tear-Jerker 

A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindler’s List and receiving a handjob

She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time

Indiana Tear-Jerker by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

moonyear 

(unit of time)

One day

The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.

moonyear by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

thigh five 

The slapping sound that is made during sex when the two participants' thighs slam into each other

Dude you and Jenna were having so much sex last night.

No we weren't!

Yes you were! I heard at least ten thigh fives come from your room!

thigh five by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

digital blackface

when white people use black emojis unironically

Did Jenna just send you a black crying emoji?

Yeah?

Dude, that's digital blackface

digital blackface by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

Stupendulum 

A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.

I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.

Stupendulum by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018

Masterbolt 

1. Misspelling of "Masturbolt"
2. The giant lightning bolt in Percy Jackson

"Hey, I'm Stelio and I like to masterbolt. Also, I can't spell good."

Masterbolt by Spencer Ace February 18, 2018