39 definitions by Spencer Ace
by Spencer Ace September 26, 2018
When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies
Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.
by Spencer Ace February 17, 2018
When a man is about to cum in a woman, but at the last second she starts yelling at him like Jar-Jar Binks
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
by Spencer Ace December 12, 2014
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019