Speider Schneider's definitions

Lesbiaunt

A gay female family member or good friend of the family you call "aunt." See also, "Guncle."

My Lesbiaunt has known me since I was a toddler.

by Speider Schneider October 19, 2019

Commidiot

One who sits in a committee with no knowledge of the subject but offers an opinion to justify their presence.

She/he had to pontificate for half an hour, trying to justify being present at the meeting. There's a half hour we'll never get back, thanks to that "commidiot!"

by Speider Schneider September 23, 2010

Guncle

A gay male family member or good friend of the family you call "uncle." See also, "Lesbiaunt."

Guncle Bill has known me since I was a toddler.

by Speider Schneider October 19, 2019

Moronculous

A very small person (intellectually, ethically and morally) who over-blows their importance in the universe. A jerk off, or loud-mouthed boaster. A rabid FOX News fan.

Don't waste your time discussing politics or religion with him. He's a complete moronculous!

by Speider Schneider January 3, 2019