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Definitions by Spaz Out

tactical sitting 

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.
"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."
tactical sitting by Spaz Out January 8, 2010

douche over 

when a female tries to make a dude look cool and ends up making him look like a douche.
Angela gave Jared a douche over and now I cannot stand that guy.
douche over by Spaz Out August 28, 2009

wiing scratch 

I thought ring scratches on 360 were lame but now i cannot play twilight princess due to the wiing scratch.
wiing scratch by Spaz Out August 18, 2009

the force unleashed 

the exact moment a star wars geek loses their virginity.
"Dude, the force unleashed last night."
"No way! You're a dirty liar."
"I'm serious. It cost me $30."
the force unleashed by Spaz Out October 31, 2008
after blowing a hot, sticky, seminal load in a person's ear, this is the seepage that cums out (pun intended)
After my drum solo, my girlfriend needed a rag and a whole box of q-tips to clean up the ear wax.
ear wax by Spaz Out October 22, 2008

Blue Orchid 

Derived from the song "Blue Orchid," by the White Stripes.

gently caressing or massaging a woman's pussy lips with the intention of building sexual enjoyment, without completing the act of ejaculation.
similar to "blue balls" for a man.

listen to the words, dumbasses.
You tickled my orchid/Turned it blue.

I was with my girl last night and her brother barged in while I was eating her out. He didn't catch me, but she had to go to the bathroom to handle her blue orchid.
Blue Orchid by Spaz Out August 18, 2008

drum line 

the plural of drum solo:

1 woman's ears filled with cock and cum from undetermined amount of men putting their cocks and cumming in the woman's ears.

synonym: ear train.
Last night, I talked my boyfriend and all his friends into running a drum line on me.
drum line by Spaz Out August 6, 2008