stupid rock

someone who fails so epically at life that they are turned to stone in a fit of mercy.

stupid rock: i spider climb up the wall!
plan man: my fighter was standing right there, so attack of opportunity... (rolls) yeah, I killed you.

by Spaz De Kat December 02, 2009

old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

boxed in

surrounded, out numbered, and stuck in a confined space

we're boxed in. we go out that door and the cops have us!

by Spaz De Kat March 17, 2009

tech guy

in a typical adventuring team, the person in charge of equipment maintenance and modification.

tech guy: I added a few features...

by Spaz De Kat December 08, 2009

lap slut

a pet (usually a cat) that crawls into the first available lap and starts being cute

Lucky is a lap slut

by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

munchology

the art and science of making munchies

science, industry, and munchology: the Buger King dream!!!

by Spaz De Kat December 21, 2008

death from above

1) a smegging awesome battle cry
2) an arial attack that brings an immense smashing force downward over an opponent

<jumps into the air> DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! <smashes jocks head in>

by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009